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Just for fun...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is today's dose...
The following is an excerpt from
Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
by
Dav Pilkey
in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
- A = poopsie
- B = lumpy
- C = buttercup
- D = gidget
- E = crusty
- F = greasy
- G = fluffy
- H = cheeseball
- I = chim-chim
- J = stinky
- K = flunky
- L = booger
- M = pinky
- N = zippy
- O = goober
- P = doofus
- Q = slimy
- R = loopy
- S = snotty
- T = tulefel
- U = dorkey
- V = squeezit
- W = oprah
- X = skipper
- Y = dinky
- Z = zsa zsa
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Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
- A = diaper
- b = toilet
- C = giggle
- D = burger
- E = girdle
- F = barf
- G = lizard
- H = waffle
- I = cootie
- J = monkey
- K = potty
- L = liver
- M = banana
- N = rhino
- O = bubble
- P = hamster
- Q = toad
- R = gizzard
- S = pizza
- T = gerbil
- U = chicken
- V = pickle
- W = chuckle
- X = tofu
- Y = gorilla
- Z = stinker
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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:
- A = head
- B = mouth
- C = face
- D = nose
- E = tush
- F = breath
- G = pants
- H = shorts
- I = lips
- J = honker
- K = butt
- L = brain
- M = tushie
- N = chunks
- O = hiney
- P = biscuits
- Q = toes
- R = buns
- S = fanny
- T = sniffer
- U = sprinkles
- V = kisser
- W = squirt
- X = humperdinck
- Y = brains
- Z = juice
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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!!
